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Booting up memories, one blocky sprite at a time

Monkey Wrench Madness

Let’s talk about *that* puzzle in Monkey Island 2. You know the one. 7-year-old me had no idea a monkey could double as plumbing equipment. LONG before online walkthroughs, I was in pixel hell

[Too Young To Know Better] [Brain-Breaking Puzzles] [Point & Clickbait]

Beast on a Monochrome Monitor

The first time I got genuinely anxious playing a game. ASCII nightmares, blocky monsters, and the constant fear of getting trapped...

[Mild ASCII Trauma] [DOS Hellscape]

My Introduction to Mayhem: Duke Nukem

I must've been about 8 when I first booted up Duke Nukem on our family PC— an unassuming side-scrolling action game that somehow oozed more attitude than most adults I knew. It was loud, pixelated, and made me feel like I was doing something just slightly forbidden.

The EGA graphics were a marvel, the one-liners hit harder than they should’ve, and the moment Duke yelled anything remotely out there, I instinctively reached for the volume. That game taught me two things: how to blast aliens, and how to alt-tab really fast when my mum walked in.

[Too Young To Know Better] [Pixelated Violence] [Soundcard Meltdown]